Wish me luck. I'm off to find fame and fortune in my old manor of Pembrokeshire on Saturday to try and gain a part in the new Ridley Scott movie - Robin Hood.
I've just been informed that the main role has been taken by some guy called Russell whose got crows feet?
so I'm a wee bit disappointed about that so I guess there may be some minor 'arrow fodder' roles going and I'm good at lying down.
Anyway I've been practising my sword lunges, staff fighting and forward rolls and I used to have a bow & arrow as a kid so we'll see...
I hear quite a few of my surfing brethren are turning out for the film auditions as we consider ourselves to be 'fit and below the age of 60' and it's being filmed at a lovely surf beach, so I might see some of you there.
Why, we may even end up sword fighting each another so don't take it personally.
Remember a sword cut to the groin can result in instant death as there are some major arteries situated down there, so it's a good way to quickly dispatch the enemy.
The things we do for money, eh?
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